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[24 Dec 2004|08:11pm]
This is my twenty four hour notice.
I'm leaving livejournal. Deleting all of it.
The first two have already gone.
To those of you who needed to hear it:
I'm sorry and I mean it.
To those of you who wanted to hear it:
I love you and I mean it
To those of you who never thought I'd say it:
I'm sorry and I love you.
I mean it.
5 Kisses on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

pee pee [19 Dec 2004|10:10pm]
this is the one hundredth livejournal entry today.

all i have to say is pee pee.

this morning i woke up in the cellar with a spider in my pants. talk about little miss muffet having problems. incidentally, i ate the spider. it was tastey. i could go on fear factor and knock those kids off their rockers.

anyway.

pee pee.
cough down our sleeves

[19 Dec 2004|09:11pm]
Everything is fire.
Everything is fine.
cough down our sleeves

[22 Nov 2004|06:27pm]
Dear Livejournal,
Today was pretty okay. They're not going to put me on Lithium! Hooray! They are instead putting me on Effexor, so that's interesting. For auditions I "sang" "Special". I forgot the lyrics, Bunny mouthed them at me, but I still didn't get it so I just said "Something something something for me..."

Dougie is here! We are going to watch Will and Grace in a few. We tried watching Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, but for some reason, we couldn't. I told him we could watch Queer as Folk but I think he wants to wait until he's alone... ;) If you know what I mean and I think you do. Ohhhhhhh baby, I know I do. I'd much much much rather watch it alone. Like porn! The internet. Sigh.

Ohhhh we got to hold hands! Wee! Cos we were partners. It was neat.

Me and Dougie also made up new lyrics to... It Sucks To Be Me

DOUG: I'm a real sexpot and know a lot of people
A lot of people like me but not the kind in the steeple
How come they know the way to my bed but not the way to my heart
Why does no guy want to really love me
DAMN! It sucks to be me!

FRAN: You think your life sucks?
DOUG: I think so
FRAN: You're troubles aren't so bad
I'm pretty exotic, I'm tan as people can get
I'm one of the smartest girls you have ever met
You'd think someone like me would have it all set
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
FUCK! It sucks to be me!
DOUG: It sucks to be me!
FRAN: It sucks to be me!
DOUG: It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be Dougie
FRAN: - and Fran
DOUG: To not have a guy
FRAN: To not have a man
DOUG & FRAN: It sucks to be me



Wow, we are so coool. With three Os. Shit Will & Grace is on! We must depart. Don't you wish you had a Doug to carry around in your pocket?

Love,
Fran

P.S. I'm failing Personal and Family Finance. WOH!
1 Kiss on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

[08 Oct 2004|01:20pm]

TAKE THIS QUIZ TO SEE HOW WELL YOU KNOW ME! DO IT and then Check out the Scoreboard!

1 Kiss on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

[28 Sep 2004|03:45pm]

well folks, it seems like lately my livejournal updates are rather personal.
and don't take this the wrong way, but i only know about 5 of you personally.
so, i've got myself a new livejournal, again, and if you really feel up to reading my stuff, add me, and i will most definitely add you back.
this new livejournal will barely have comments enabled, so if you feel the need to speak your mind, it's probably out of the question.
thanks for the good times, but the light is hurting my eyes.

6 Kisses on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

[23 Sep 2004|08:55pm]
i clench my teeth when i'm sleeping.
i'm pretty.
from the neck up.

too bad about the rest of me.

i'm hungry.
what else is new?
i have a bike.
i like to ride my bicycle.

i wish i had no fingers.
no i don't.

i wish my eyes were replaced with screwdrivers.
no i don't.

i do i do i do.
i want to scream.

i don't think i'm okay right now.
i think i'm going for a walk.
1 Kiss on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

[31 Jul 2004|09:35am]
i want someone who will talk about terrorists with me.
2 Kisses on the mouth, so let's cough down our sleeves

[11 Jun 2004|05:15pm]
it's a two way street
cough down our sleeves

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